Angry residents have started a campaign to stop a house being turned into a nursery because they fear it will attract paedophiles.Wha..?
Mum-of-two Natalie Rooney, aged 30, said: “We think there will be traffic problems because of all the parents dropping off and picking up their children.OK. Yes, those are all valid concerns…
“We think there will be noise problems because the children will be playing outdoors.
“We are also worried that paedophiles will be attracted to the area to be close to the nursery.”
Aaaaaand that one certainly isn’t!
Of course, these days, they are just as likely to be working in the nursery!