John Legend didn't half get that right, did he, as RAB at 'Counting Cats...' points out with utter astonishment?
And following on from that, the saga of 'Bob The Builder' and his shiny yellow helmet:
The man said he called police as soon as he spotted the hard-hat wearing man after he started rubbing himself on his car window.The police, unlike the real Bob, didn't seem all that inclined to fix it...
"But they didn't want to take my statement. They want you to come forward but it was like they really didn't care."But the council had a rather interesting solution to the problem, it has to be said:
More than 300 locals signed a petition to close down the lay-by earlier this year after saying it was 'being used for all kinds of sexual activity' and that children at the Puttenham Church of England Primary School could see the antics from the playground.Why the hell would bulls put them off, if they get off on public sex?
Surrey County Council, however, refused to close the lay-by, saying it would be 'unfair on legitimate visitors' and suggested putting bulls in a nearby field to 'put the doggers off'.