Once people realised the animal was a leopard they panicked and chaos reigned.Top drawer animal management there! I'm so delighted we UK taxpayers give these people billions in aid...
‘There was pandemonium like we've never witnessed before,’ said one woman.
The animal managed to sneak into an empty house, but locals upset him by throwing rocks through the doors and windows.
And the authorities weren’t any better:
Local police turned up and fired two rounds in the air to scare the leopard./facepalm
‘When this did not help, they used sticks and stones to attack the leopard,’ said another villager who watched the drama that lasted over 30 minutes.
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Was the cat on a hot tin roof the bloke in the bar's wife finding him cheating on her? Was the leopard actually her fur coat? Is this another police cover up? Is that a carefully posed picture? (well, yes it obviously is, but I'm trying to sex it all up on account of that knock-kneed pose with his stick, normally used to help old ladies cross the road more quickly, clamped between his legs,). What a tragic loss of a wild animal.
Revolver? What revolves in a semi-automatic pistol? Answers to me please on clean £50 notes.
"What a tragic loss of a wild animal."
Indeed. And so totally unnecessary.
"Revolver? What revolves in a semi-automatic pistol? "
'Mail' must be getting it's subbing done by the 'Telegraph' staff too!
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