Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Who Knew 'Prisoner: Cell Block H' Was A Documentary?

A senior prison officer demanded that a frightened inmate perform a sex act with him, telling her "it's an order'', a court has heard.
Her..?

Indeed. Because this was a women's prison.
The victim, who cannot be named for legal reasons, conducted a three-year relationship with acting governor Russell Thorne — at one point fearing she had fallen pregnant, jurors were told.

During this time, the officer allegedly became sexually involved with three more inmates at Downview Women's Prison, it was claimed, later apologising to the woman by buying her a ring and getting down on one knee, the court was told.
Clearly, an old-fashioned kind of chap...

Not, however, much of a genius:
...when they had sexual intercourse, contraception was not used, and she was left "paranoid'' she might end up pregnant, jurors were told.

Thorne provided her with laxatives in a bid to prevent this, she said.
*boggle*

H/T: Laurence via email

8 comments:

Lynne said...

Wondering if you were giving birth every time you took a dump must have been so harrowing for the poor dear. But that's modern, socially engineered education for you...

Michael Fowke said...

Not sure it's a great idea having male guards in female prisons.

Mick Turatian said...

You can't blame a girl - who wouldn't you indulge in return for a thirty quid watch or a ring from the Argos catalogue?

Anonymous said...

Surely, if he gave her laxatives to prevent pregnancy, he was banging away at the wrong hole, as it were.

microdave said...

'Prisoner: Cell Block H' was filmed at Darwin airport customs & immigration control...

Anonymous said...

Every day a little brown baby with no arms !
Somebody think of the chilturds!

allcoppedout said...

I didn't comment on Yazzer AP - I just wish she'd crawl away and die. This prison seems a suitable repository, though I won't be volunteering as a guard.

Adults who are as dumb as the kids we played with at 6 are very difficult generally. Prison for people this dumb can't be right. It sounds as if letting them out on their would be cruel - they'd die before getting to the nearest bus stop.

JuliaM said...

" But that's modern, socially engineered education for you..."

Presumably, he didn't tell her what they were. At least, I hope that's the explanation!

"Not sure it's a great idea having male guards in female prisons."

Or female guards in male ones...

"...who wouldn't you indulge in return for a thirty quid watch or a ring from the Argos catalogue?"

Well, quite!

"Every day a little brown baby with no arms !

Somebody think of the chilturds!"


SNORKL!

"Prison for people this dumb can't be right. "

What else can we do with them, though?