Thursday 7 July 2011

Stress Can Make A Man Do Strange Things….

…such as look at porn on a school laptop.

Wait. What?
A hearing was told the incident happened one night when Mr Jeffery was particularly stressed while working exceptionally long hours.
So stressed he never thought ‘Hmmm, better use my own PC to look at ‘DirtyBrenda’sHouseofPain.com’..?

12 comments:

Budvar said...

That should read: "Mr Jeffery was particularly stressed while wanking exceptionally long hours".

Oleuanna said...

Go to the top of the class Budvar..but not too close obviously

Anonymous said...

JuliaM, if you are going to quote salicious type websites on your blog, please can you ensure that the domains exist.

Imagine my disappointment....

Anonymous said...

It's classic denial of responsibility stuff. It wasn't me it was the booze/drugs/stress/voices that made me do it.

No.

It was you. Grow a pair and admit that like most men* from time to time, you looked at internet porn.

(*Yes, I sometimes look at internet porn, albeit on my own computer on my own time).

Budvar said...

Ah the good old days. Another victim of the smoking ban I'm afraid, Dirty Brenda used to run an upmarket boarding house in Clitheroe back in the 70s when fag ash on your bacon didn't even raise an eyebrow.

The sight of her more than ample 60 year old figure squeezed into a playtex corselet girdle and half smoked woodbine hanging out the corner of her mouth was a sight to behold.

Well so I heard like...

Angry Exile said...

It says he was at home but using a school laptop, right? So why not use his own PC, or does he have an internet connection and no computer? Or was he worried that someone else at home might look at his browsing history but never thought the school might as well? And above all else, why do so many people google 'boobies' before googling 'privacy mode', 'clearing browser history', 'emptying cache' and so on? That's what I di... er, would do. If I was going to.

Anonymous said...

Brilliant Budvar - I too have haunted Clitheroe ..er... mostly for the sausages.

Poor bloke - this should never have come to anything more than a quick word. 98% of all commercial Internet was porn when it started. This will be about the proportion of men with access who access porn. Pathetic that a school should be able to treat a teacher like this. And good luck to him.

Our software catches a lot of town hall types internet perving at work - but we don'r report them. They should have left this guy alone too.

opsimath said...

That URL is duff -- what a disappointment ;( !

ivan said...

I have to say so what, he was at home and it was his own time. OK so it was a school laptop, again so what.

To answer AE question re not using his own PC, who, when they have a computer working, starts up another one just on the off chance that it might be a good idea. Most people might do that if they wanted to compare something otherwise they just keep on using what is in front of them.

Anonymous said...

"so it was a school laptop, again so what"

Well I guess the argument would go if the website stored a cookie or some kind of pop up, little Johhnie could be using it one day and then hey presto, something adult pops up.

But the truth really is, that progressives hate porn because it "exploits women" so when one of their own gets caught in public accessing it, you can expect some noise

blueknight said...

hey presto, something adult pops up.

Yes we've all been on THAT site.....

JuliaM said...

"Imagine my disappointment...."

:D

" That's what I di... er, would do. If I was going to."

Well, quite!

"Poor bloke - this should never have come to anything more than a quick word."

No, it shouldn't. We can thank 'paedo panic' for this...