Sunday, 31 July 2011

Sunday Funnies

If reincarnation does exist, I want to come back as a pen-tailed tree shrew...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

A high-ranking police officer has been charged with sexual offences against a child, his force said.

Well here's one with no right to breathe in this life:

Inspector Rused Well of Nottinghamshire Police has been arrested on counts of sexual activity with a child.

The 44-year-old, who is based at Mansfield police station, was arrested on Thursday.

Captain Haddock said...

In a previous life, I was a Wolverine ..

I've never been to bed with an ugly woman .. but have come round next to some real horrors ..

And in order to escape, without awakening them .. I have, like a trapped Wolverine, almost had to chew my own arm off .. ;)

Anonymous said...

I'm more of a honey badger.

SBC said...

There are some politicians who seem to be first cousin with a Cane Toad...






I mean...would you fuck Edwina 'Queen Of The Dead' Currie?

JuliaM said...

"Inspector Rused Well of Nottinghamshire Police has been arrested on counts of sexual activity with a child."

Interesting! I wonder if this is the 'senior civil servant' who obtained a superinjunction..?

"And in order to escape, without awakening them .. I have, like a trapped Wolverine, almost had to chew my own arm off .. ;)"

LOL!

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