What Happened To 'I'll Follow You To The Ends Of The Earth!'..?

The Home Office rejects Zak's claim to stay, by article 8 of the European declaration of human rights, which guarantees the right to a family life, because "if we really love each other then I'd move to Afghanistan"?!

Well, Carina, why is that so unthinkable?

Is the Home Office seriously suggesting that a British Christian woman move to Afghanistan, with a man who is not from the dominant ethnic group, has no family and no livelihood to return to, when our own troops are withdrawing from a conflict that seems ever more intractable?

Well, clearly, it's far more sensible that the UK allow the unrestricted import of ever more exotic lovers for middle-class women to choose between, right?

I note your bio reads:

'Carina Crawford Rolt is a community organiser who advocates for changes to the asylum system.'

Hmmm, so you aren't exactly a naive young thing experiencing their first brush with the harsh reality of the immigration system, are you?

Which came first, I wonder, the exotic Afghan asylum seeking chicken, or the Open Borders egg?

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Never seen that one before...