Friday, 6 May 2011

Well, I Expect He'd Already Had A Stroke...

The victim screamed when she saw Dickson, who allegedly panicked so much that when firefighters came to his aid they feared the tearful employee would suffer a heart attack, the Mirror reported.
I shouldn't laugh, but...

Bwahahahahahaha!

11 comments:

Timdog said...

The teenager denies voyeurism for the purpose of self-gratification.

Funniest. Crime. Ever.

Shinar's Basket Case said...

Why on earth is this poor man being HOUNDED THROUGH THE COURTS??!

Surely as a society we now know that such 'peeping tom' behaviour is infact caused by complex testosterone deficiencies?

It's not HIS fault!

Stop persecuting people. Really this country get more like NAZI germany everyday.

Have some compassion people, CTD effects countless thousands every year.

King Athelstan said...

Voyeurism for the purposes of self gratification? With a straight face, I'd love to be on that jury.

Ranter said...

...and in Cockermouth...Fnaaar Fnaaar!

Lovegoats said...

'he was unaware anyone was in the changing particle.'

Captain Haddock said...

If you fancy a good laugh .. click on this nutter's name ..

Shinar's Basket Case

I haven't laughed as much since granny trapped her tits in the mangle .. its true what they say ..

"There's more of 'em out than in" ..

Shinar's Basket Case said...

@ Capt Haddock, there are no end of us out there, bibles in hand and tin foil hats on head waiting for The Rapture, scanning the horizon for unmarked helicopters and dreaming of an EU '2nd Amendment'.

We are legion....amazes me how many people read my frothy mouth korsherian rantings. I really ought to write more often.

blueknight said...

He got his head stuck? If he had gone feet first he might have got the sack.

JuliaM said...

"Funniest. Crime. Ever."

It's a long time before it'll be topped, I confidently predict... ;)

"...and in Cockermouth...Fnaaar Fnaaar!"

:D

"He got his head stuck? If he had gone feet first he might have got the sack."

*chortle*

Mark Wadsworth said...

As Lovegoats says, there's a nice type towards the end when they refer to "a changing particle" rather than "a changing cubicle".

Anonymous said...

Mark, shouldn't that be typo?