Quote Of The Month

From The Grim Reaper:

"Those of you watching the Baftas on Sunday night will know that in the only award voted for by the public, the unimaginatively titled Audience Award, the winner was The Only Way Is Essex.

Many luvvies are devastated and bemused by the news. They expected that the winner would be Downton Abbey, starring that fine actor Hugh Bonneville.

Come to think of it, your Reaper did see footage of Bonneville sitting down at the Baftas, looking slightly uncomfortable. It almost looked like something had been up the man's arse at times - some of you must know the feeling of discomfort I'm talking about, surely. When you just can't get comfortable in your seat..."

*chuckle*