Sunday 16 October 2011

Don’t Apologise For Doing Your Job!

Damage estimated at £10,000 was discovered when police arrested a suspected burglar and searched his rented home.

Mark Duffie had left the property in Stockton an uninhabitable shell by pulling up floorboards and taking down ceilings.

Duffie had taken every radiator off the walls and stacked them up, and dismantled every bit of the suite in the bathroom.

Every handle had been taken off the interior doors, the boiler had been ripped out, and piping and cables had been stripped.

The scene of devastation was described when Duffie appeared in court on charges of burglary, theft and criminal damage.
Probably the first ever burglar to empty out his own home!
His lawyer, Andrew Turton, said the two-day crime spree was sparked by a series of personal problems for Duffie.

He had split up with his girlfriend and was having difficulties getting contact with their child, Mr Turton told the court.
And that helped…?
The court heard that Duffie was affected by prescription drugs – which were not his – which he took to try to help him sleep.

He had been out of trouble for the previous five years, said Mr Turton, and had successfully battled a heroin problem.

Weeks before the offences last month, magistrates gave him a community order for stealing and pawning his girlfriend's laptop.
/facepalm
Unemployed Duffie was jailed for a total of 12 months after judge Howard Crowson told him: “I will keep it as low as I can.”

The judge heard that he has had problems in prison on remand, but has refused a place on a protected wing despite being bullied.

“I'm afraid I'm going to have to imprison you,” he said. “It is a combination of offences that have caused harm for a number of people.”
*sigh*

H/T: Anna Raccoon via email

4 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

Its a bloody miracle that the cringing, spineless, obsequious judge didn't offer him tea & biccies too ..

I'm convinced that the Ministry of Injustice has a secret breeding facility for these cretins, somewhere ..

Furor Teutonicus said...

XX He had been out of trouble for the previous five years, said Mr Turton, XX

Then;

XX Weeks before the offences last month, magistrates gave him a community order for stealing and pawning his girlfriend's laptop. XX

Lock the bastard Turton up for contempt of court, in that he lied to the Judge.

"The evidence before the court is incontravertable. There's no need for the Jury to retire...."

Captain Haddock said...

"Lock the bastard Turton up for contempt of court, in that he lied to the Judge" ...

A very valid point FT ..

JuliaM said...

"Lock the bastard Turton up for contempt of court, in that he lied to the Judge."

Oooh, if only...