Sunday 13 January 2013

How Nice It Must Be To Take Pride In Your Work...


...just not, alas, if you are a professional signwriter. *sigh*

15 comments:

Macheath said...

Oh, I don't know... given the abundance of burger vans and mobile fast food outlets in the area, perhaps it pays to advertise the immovable nature of one's business.

Ray said...

The owner used to have a van selling those things. The business did well, and now has a shop - which doesn't move unlike their old van. Maybe?

Woodsy42 said...

Well assuming the foundations are solid it's not entirely wrong.

Anonymous said...

Surely the proprietor failed to pay for the extra cost check your spelling option at the sign writer.

Fahrenheit211 said...

Business with badly spelt sign, is probably a sign that the signwriter has piss poor English. Not that would make that signwriter 'foreign' of course, it could have been anybody who has been the victim of our socialist education system.

ReefKnot said...

A business that is clearly going nowhere.

Anonymous said...

pc moonlite. i also does sineritin

blueknight said...

'Bi' foods sounds all very PC

Anonymous said...

"'Bi' foods sounds all very PC"

Let's hope they contain 'trans' fats.

Or should that be obeses ?

Anonymous said...

Two guesses remaining, blueknight.

JuliaM said...

"... perhaps it pays to advertise the immovable nature of one's business."

Sadly true. And the tiny 'fair' that shows up on odd Fridays just by the station.

"Surely the proprietor failed to pay for the extra cost check your spelling option at the sign writer."

Spellcheck wouldn't have caught it though.

"Not that would make that signwriter 'foreign' of course, it could have been anybody who has been the victim of our socialist education system."

Good point! I once pointed out a similarly misspelled official sign in Tesco, to be greeted by blank incomprehension.

"'Bi' foods sounds all very PC"

We should ask Suzanne Moore... ;)

James Higham said...

Selling inertia. Whatever next.

opsimath said...

It's just as I've always said; it doesn't matter how hard you push the envelope, it will always remain stationery.

OK - I'll get me coat (for those who remember The Fast Show).

Anonymous said...

Their are a lot of shop's who's sign's are wrong. You should of known that.

Starship Fighter said...

As a graphic designer/signmaker myself I am ashamed to admit that 'stationary/stationery' is one of my common mistakes. However, at our company we check each other's work. A very simple and elegant solution, as is my colleague's mnemonic - 'stationEry such as Envelopes'. No, the problem with much of what we would consider to be embarrassing mistakes in typography these days is not just down to the lamentable quality of English teaching in the country, it's the fact that English is the second language for a lot of people doing artwork, particularly for take-aways and other commonly 'non-native' owned businesses. We often enjoy a few rounds of 'spot the mistakes' when customers present us with files which they didn't want to pay us to originate but were happy for us to print, all the while thinking they were saving money because their brother's friend is 'good with computers'. They may have a copy if Illustator, but they are somewhat lacking in clue unfortunately.