Wednesday 30 January 2013

Really? Are You Sure?

Neighbours have spoken of their shock after a 26-year-old man died after a disturbance at a house in west Hull.
Isn't it more of a shock when there isn't a murder in Hull?
James Myers, 22, said: "I didn't really know who lived there. They moved in a couple of weeks ago and kept themselves to themselves.
"I saw the man being pulled out on a stretcher so I knew it must be something serious.
"It is quite a shock. You don't expect something like this to happen on your doorstep."
I'd have thought you did if you lived in Hull...
Humberside Police Assistant Chief Constable Stuart Donald praised the officers involved in the case. Yesterday morning, Mr Donald posted on Twitter: "Excellent detective work overnight following death of man in Hull."
Really? Gosh. I doubt it took the detecting skills of Sherlock Holmes, somehow:
Yesterday, his father Stephen Hall, 52, appeared before Hull Magistrates' Court charged with murder.
Though I suppose all the DNA's the same, so...

6 comments:

Smoking Hot said...

You may not like Hull but there's no reason to imply that murders are a common occurrence there. Perhaps you've mistakenly placed Hull at the west end of the M62? :)

http://www.citizensreportuk.org/reports/murders-fatal-violence-uk.html

Tatty said...

Grissom wept. Heh.

Demetrius said...

DNA, don't bet on it.

ramtops said...

What nonsense. Hull s a really nice place o live (a resident writes).

Ian Hills said...

No fish left + John Prescott. Nuff said.

JuliaM said...

"You may not like Hull..."

Gosh, no! I love Hull. It provides me with so much material...

"No fish left + John Prescott. Nuff said."

Indeed!