Postal workers are refusing to deliver mail to a woman's home because they are scared of...Oooh, oooh, I know! Dogs, right?
No? Cats, then?
...slipping on – pigeon droppings.*confused face*
OK, they are no fun - I was sitting on the platform awaiting my train just the other day when a pigeon dropped a load on the platform. But no Decon Team came rushing to put up barriers around the steaming excreta, everyone just walked round it...
It's not even as if they were her pigeons!
Pigeons gather on top of a wall above the small alley in Helston, Cornwall, and regularly pelt the path with droppings.What's she supposed to do, get a golden eagle? I think that'll probably make the same amount of mess, won't it?