Sunday 27 January 2013

Surely You'd Be Better Off At Lakeside..?


...after all, there's a lot more freaks, mutants and weirdos wandering around.

Would save a fortune on make-up and prosthetics.

9 comments:

Quiet_Man said...

I rather like Lakeside in preference to Bluewater. But I'm a veteran people watcher and Lakeside is a target rich environment to be sure.

Pavlov's Cat said...

Oh Snap!
That was my first thought as well

Demetrius said...

Knightsbridge?

Anonymous said...

Maybe this evil fat tart could be a young Jabba the Hut?

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/kent_messenger/news/2013/january/25/brutal_woman.aspx

The CJ system really knows how to punish the wrongdoer and defend the children of the poor eh?

As for freaks and mutants at Bluewater....it got a whole lot worse when they ran that bus route from Plumstead and Woolwich.

Ever been to Swanley Market? Spoiled for choice mutant -wise.

Ian Hills said...

Try Tower Hamlets, Bradford and Brixton - or am I only allowed to attack the natives?

Able said...

Quiet Man

From a people watching perspective you simply haven't lived until you've been to the Metro Centre (from recent experience I can attest that apparently wearing a pink velour tracksuit, bottoms tucked untidily into socks is the de rigueur fashion statement there - just don't even ask what the females are wearing).

Just remember to ensure your health insurance covers diaphragmatic injuries (from laughing too much) and the obligatory mental/optical bleaching (to try desperately to forget some of what you've seen)

Anonymous said...

Lakeside is pretty good but Romford town centre on a Saturday afternoon for the choicest mutants!

blueknight said...

Andover on a Friday night was where they filmed the bar scene in Total Recall

JuliaM said...

"...a target rich environment to be sure."

Ooh, indeed!

"That was my first thought as well"

:D

"The CJ system really knows how to punish the wrongdoer and defend the children of the poor eh?"

:/

"... wearing a pink velour tracksuit, bottoms tucked untidily into socks is the de rigueur fashion statement there ..."

The modern fashion that baffles me the most is those stupid baggy trousers!