Friday, 10 January 2014

BANG! And The Grime Is Gone!

No, not a cleaning product - Waitrose's new tattoo removal service:
She took to Twitter to vent her anger saying: “Thanks to Waitrose Kitchen, I now know what I would look like without my tattoos.
“I’m missing a massive deck of cards on my shoulder and a big rose underneath it. Wow. Actually stunned.”
Yes, it's celebrichav food blogger Jack Monroe again, desperate for yet more publicity.

Mind you, this being Southend, she's got some stiff competition in the 'Look at MEEEEE!' stakes!
The GP, who serves 4,000 patients at the Greenwood Surgery, South Woodham Ferrers, has been protesting against NHS cuts for years and claims he is not paid a penny and has to dip into his own pocket to pay his staff.
*chuckles* Sure you do...

10 comments:

Pavlov's Cat said...

Well technically correct , NHS pays GP's a lump sum to open and run their surgery's out of which they are supposed to pay for the usual running of a business overheads , you know little things like staff wages etc. ( it also includes their own salary ) So I can see how he thinks it's coming out of his pocket .

Anonymous said...

She looks a lot nicer without them, she should consider tattoo removal with her fee.

Anonymous said...

Bunny

Dear Jack f**k off you attention seeking whore, actually while I might feel better for it, I should say. F**k off Jack you banal identikit product of all that is wrong with society today. You are a walking cliché, if she were alive Poly Styrene and the X Ray Spex would be singing about you.

Twenty_Rothmans said...

@Anonymous 15:26 - I reiterate what I said a few days ago - Jack Monroe looks like a Poundland version of Petsy Wyatt.

This stupid, vapid, mother of a bastard child pretends that she's hard up but still had the dosh for some ink.

I though that Pippa was bad, but who's next for Waitrose - Rab C. Nesbitt?

Fidel Cuntstruck said...

@ Twenty_Rothmans

I think it's time Brenda & Phil, or even Charlie Jug-ears, did a supermarket ad.

"One's servants shop at Waitrose, because there are fewer smelly oiks in there"

Should be a winner?

Camilla could do a Lidl ad?

jhon haverd said...
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Anonymous said...

And I'll keep paying a smidgen extra in Waitrose if they promise to keep upsetting people like her. Although if anyone from Waitrose HQ is reading, this good deed doesn't cancel out keep parading that twat Heston BrainsFromThunderbirds everywhere.

As for the GP, proof that being a doctor isn't necessarily a sign of intelligence. As Pavlov's Cat hints, most GP's are essentially self employed contractors with the benefit of an NHS funded pension.

ivan said...

Julia, it looks as if a spammer managed to slip in (comment 6)

GalaPie said...

Perhaps the good doctor should just go private?

JuliaM said...

"So I can see how he thinks it's coming out of his pocket ."

The folly of expecting GPs to be good business managers?

"...who's next for Waitrose - Rab C. Nesbitt?"

Heh!

Do Waitrose even stock Buckfast?

"And I'll keep paying a smidgen extra in Waitrose if they promise to keep upsetting people like her."

:D

"Julia, it looks as if a spammer managed to slip in (comment 6)"

Good spot! He can go... *heaves*