An angry mother has sought legal advice after her seven-year-old son was "scarred for life" climbing the HMAS Brisbane memorial at Alexandra Headland./facepalm
A deep, red angry gash across seven-year-old Dré Conquest's forehead...She named him after her headphones?!?
...shows just how severe the accident was. "If he hadn't put his hands up when he fell he could have died," his mum Elise Conquest said.Starting his Darwin Award contendership early?