Saturday 8 March 2014

And Only One Brain Cell…


Student Jayde Dinsdale, 18, downed the shots – normally made of Jagermeister spirit and energy drinks – on a two-for-one night out with pals.
But after the alcohol wore off the caffeine in her system took control of her heart rate – causing it to accelerate dangerously out of control. Her terrified parents watched her suffer two cardiac arrests while they frantically performed CPR to keep her alive.
*bites lip*
Jayde, from Yeovil, Somerset, said: “I think it is pretty bad that people sell these drinks.
You’ve no idea how much caffeine is in them and how dangerous they can be. “I hope people will think twice about drinking energy drinks – they could be deadly.”
You’re some thinker, Jayde. You’ll go far. As what, I wonder?
Bubbly Jayde, a tourism and travel student
*bites lip even harder*

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

To be fair Julia, have you ever been to Yeovil? I assure you it requires an awful lot of artificial stimulants to look vaguely lively. Everyone with brains has left.

The Jannie said...

Every Darwin contender is a happy volunteer . . .

Anonymous said...

" Jayde, from Yeovil, Somerset, said: “I think it is pretty bad that people sell these drinks.

You’ve no idea how much caffeine is in them and how dangerous they can be. “I hope people will think twice about drinking energy drinks – they could be deadly.”

Only to really, really, stupid people Jayde.
Penseivat

Anonymous said...

"You’re some thinker, Jayde. You’ll go far. As what, I wonder?"

Sloth, sh*t for brains, idiotic name, doughnut diet BMI and interested in travel.

British Transport Police, Julia?

Ed P said...

It's helpful these imbeciles advertise themselves with made-up stupid names.

Furor Teutonicus said...

Three heart attacks for 10 Jägerbombe?

I would demand my money back.

Furor Teutonicus said...

Jägermeister.

One of the most disgusting drinks ever made.

1-10. But they are all equally as bad!

1) Ströh "rum."
2) Buckfast.
3) White lightning "cider".
4) Jägermeister.
5) Milk. (DEADLY!)
6) Jäger Tee.
7) Any dark spirit made in Germany.
8) Soup.(It's a drink. NOT a meal!)
9) Tee.
10)Higsons bitter.

Leg-iron said...

No idea how much caffeine is in them?

It says on the side of the tin, very clearly, how much of everything is in these cans of purely artificial chemical fizz.

I quite like them, although I get mine in Poundland and Farmfoods at four for a pound. I call them 'wakey water'.

Quicker in the morning than waiting for the espresso machine to heat up.

I've never tried Jagermeister though. It sounds like a girl's drink.

PJH said...

Unsurprisingly, Alcohol Concern (Wales division) are using this rare occurrence as a shroud waving opportunity to call for a ban on alcohol and are lying, again, about which direction alcohol consumption is going in this country.