Friday, 2 December 2016

Cutting His Legs Off Is Probably Cutting The Crime Rate, Too...

Barnes, who has since lost his right leg, said he believed his diabetes was aggravated during his time working at Bolton Golf Club.
Ummm, how, exactly? Did they make all of the flags out of sugar, and force him to take them out with his teeth?
Barnes has 38 previous convictions, 113 offences — most of which occurred from the mid 1990s to the late 2000s, with 68 being theft related.
Ah, right.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

He had to plead guilty as he didn't have a leg to stand on! At least he can now save 50% on socks and footwear.
Penseivat

Anonymous said...

Perhaps he could take up arse-kicking as a pastime?

James Higham said...

Theft of limbs?

Michael said...

Are we sure that the judge wasn't the late Peter Cook, and also the famous unidexter, Mr Spigot's impresario?

JuliaM said...

"Are we sure that the judge wasn't the late Peter Cook.."

Heh!