Monday 12 June 2017

I Guess The Sign Didn't Work, Then?

Police today launched an appeal after a man was shot at a 40th birthday party. The 22-year-old victim went to an east London hospital after being shot in the leg when a gun was fired as celebrations came to a close at the Praba Banqueting Hall, in High Road, Ilford.
Hmmm, that name seems familiar. *snaps fingers* Aha!
Detectives from Scotland Yard’s Trident and Area Crime Command are investigating and today called for witnesses and information.
Good luck with that.

3 comments:

Lord T said...

Tell me it isn't so. I thought these signs would solve all the problems.

Anonymous said...

'Trident are investigating the attack, which took place less than 100 yards from Ilford police station.' Surely an OTT response to a little cultural fun?

JuliaM said...

Ilford is becoming a complete dump. I used to shop there occasionally, but I wouldn't go now for all the tea in China.