Sorry, I meant 'troubled Kerry Katona', as it seems she is always referred to these days:
Troubled star Kerry Katona was released by police yesterday after being arrested on suspicion of punching her accountant.You'd think the last person who'd punch an accountant would be Kerry Katona, wouldn't you?
Given how much in need of one she has been since...ohh, forever.
The mother-of-four is accused of hitting David McHugh, 50, in the face and smashing up his office during a row over her dwindling finances.I can see why she was the chosen face of Iceland, can't you?
A worker called police on Wednesday after Kerry, 28, allegedly forced her way into the office in Warrington and screamed at Mr McHugh: “You’ve ruined my life.”He has...?
You don't think some of that might be down to you?
Of course not. How silly of me...
It is believed the incident at his office was sparked after bankruptcy advisers told Kerry she was running out of money. She allegedly blamed Mr McHugh for her financial woes.Why not? It's the Nu Labour way, innit?
Though she really, really should pick better accountants:
The accountant, banned from being a company director until 2010, was jailed in 2004 for fraud after setting up a company to help firms recover debts.Well, I know that'd convince me that Mr McHugh was the man for the job...