Tuesday, 25 August 2009

Perhaps He Should Have Put The Stockings On First...

...over his head?
One woman was so worried that she even installed a covert camera in her bedroom.

But when she showed police the recording, it revealed a semi-naked man going through her drawers, putting on her underwear and then performing a lurid sex act.
Funny...

He doesn't look like the sort of bloke who does that sort of thing. Does he?

Via Pavlov's Cat, who has a musical accompaniment for this story.

10 comments:

Sue said...

He DOES look like a perve! What bizarre behaviour. Wouldn´t it just be easier to go to Marks and buy some ladies underwear? Infact, if he was really desperate, I think you can buy used knicks on ebay too...eeuuww

Only a thought!

Oldrightie said...

I'm going nowhere near this!!!!!!!!1

Mike said...

No man should ever wear tights especialy 'used' items, very dangerous indeed. Unless one or both of the following criteria are met:

He is in a ballet

He is riding and it is cold

I will take questions on other situations but cannot guarantee a sensible reply...

Ross said...

"He doesn't look like the sort of bloke who does that sort of thing. Does he?"

Looking like that, he's probably been arrested at least once a week for the last 30 years on suspicion of some sexual offence or other, so if this is the first time he was guilty he should be cut some slack.

JuliaM said...

"What bizarre behaviour. Wouldn´t it just be easier to go to Marks and buy some ladies underwear? "

I expect at least part of the thrill was the risk of discovery...

"I'm going nowhere near this!!!!!!!!"

Very sensible! :)

"I will take questions on other situations.."

Superhero..?

"Looking like that, he's probably been arrested at least once a week for the last 30 years on suspicion of some sexual offence or other, so if this is the first time he was guilty he should be cut some slack."

Good point. Does make you think, looking at his picture, that 'Round up the usual suspects' was spoken for him...

Dr Melvin T Gray said...

'Why did I mistake sex for another sense?' Prior to this personal appearance and explanation, I never understood Mick Hucknall's reference.

Pavlov's Cat said...

I have to agree with Ross, I mean I know it's 'Deliverence' country up there, but Mayor! Twice!

Mike said...

Nope, sorry Miss but, super man and woman have v. different costumes.

Super man wears his pants on the outside simply because he does not pee on his fingers whilst going for a number one so his conclusion is that pants are for girls who cannot wee without making a mess. Furthermore tights would interfere with his super power packet and as time is always of the essence a system for immediate access is clearly required.

NB I have only considered Marvel super heroes for the purpose of this examination into the possible reasons why men should wear tights. Given that there are many other super heroes it may well be that a small minority may find some small reason to do so. They are wrong.

ranter said...

Dr Melvin T Gray said...
'Why did I mistake sex for another sense?' Prior to this personal appearance and explanation, I never understood Mick Hucknall's reference.

Melv - for once you've made me larf out loud!

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