Friday 6 November 2009

Don’t Panic, Folks! It Wasn’t The Legions Of The Supernatural Realm After All!

Commenter Ashtrayhead, on my last post on the riot in Orpington, noted that it had recently become a particularly vibrant, incident-packed place, according to the local paper.

Well, others noticed that too:
Police and community groups have sought to reassure the public after a spate of violent crimes in the borough.

Since the Halloween weekend, police have launched two separate murder investigations following the death of 36-year-old Moses Duvall in St Paul’s Cray and Richard Price, 23, who died in hospital following an assault in Bromley High Street.

Then on Tuesday afternoon (November 3) Orpington High Street was closed and several police officers left injured after college students ran amok.

Later that evening, pubs around Bromley town centre were closed for fear of more violence.
Whew! Busy, busy, busy…

Should the residents worry? Gosh, no!
Bromley police’s borough commander, Chief Superintendent Charles Griggs, has now moved to dispel any concerns about crime in the borough.
We can’t have concerns! (Note that he didn’t move to dispel crime…)
He said: "As a local resident I share the community's concerns about the violent incidents that have occurred over the last few days.

“However, I can assure people that our investigations into all the incidents will be thorough and our operational response will be both firm and proportionate.”
Why should anyone doubt that it wouldn’t be ‘proportionate’?
Chairman of the Bromley Community Engagement Forum Howard Clark added: “Although the incidents in the borough over the past few days have been of a concern, I must ask all residents and community members to remember Bromley remains a safe and pleasant place to live.

“There is not and has not been a sudden crime wave and you should not be discouraged to enjoy the many amenities the borough has to offer.

“It is business as usual and please support our local police’s efforts to ensure this continues.”
Who are you going to believe? Chairman of the Bromley Community Engagement Forum Howard Clark, or your lyin’ eyes?

This, however, is just a bizarre thing to say:
Talking about the deaths of Mr Price and Mr Duvall, deputy borough commander Detective Superintendent Martin Huxley said: "These were two totally unconnected and isolated incidents which need to be seen against a backdrop of a reduction in burglary, robbery and disorder over the Halloween period.

These incidents were unrelated to the fact that it was Halloween”.
Say what…?

Was anyone suggesting it was, then?

Have the police issued a photofit of Dracula and the Wolfman? Is there an APB out on Baron Samedi?
Bromley remains one of the safest boroughs in London.”
Compared to what other boroughs?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well you ain't going to beleive Charlie Griggs are you. As a chief supernintendo he is obliged to trot out the usual ploddlygooky platitudes of meaningless nothingness like they all do! Even Commander Simon Foy was wondering yesterday where all this gang rape has come from! Come on Si, if theya ren't taking part in piracy on the High Seas, they're over here gang raping mostly black women it seems, though woe betide you if you're a young white girl alone on the top deck of a bus going to Bluewater from Plumstead! You cannot beleive a word that comes from a senior police officer's gob these days. Pure drivel with the truth nowhere in sight.

Anonymous said...

I am glad police are doing so much and I am so impressed, I have just decided upon selling up and moving to this safer area.

Gullible? what exactly do you mean by that word?

Pavlov's Cat said...

Actually he's not that wrong if you compare it to Lewisham & Greenwich, Southwark, Tower Hamlets.

Anonymous said...

We are to carry on enjoying the amenities of Orpington by walking down the high street...er...to go to the pub...er...

Brian, follower of Deornoth.

banned said...

Back in the 80's Orpington was the epitome of suburban dull respectabillity, can't imagine what went wrong but I had no wish to visit it then and certainly have none now.