Sunday 9 February 2020

My Home County Is Now Famous...

..for, err, well...


It's not wrong, is it?

H/T: Ted Treen via email

8 comments:

Just Trevor said...

Over the last couple of years Basildon has accomplished what should not have been possible: it's gone downhill.

bloke in Germany said...

In the medical circles I move in, Essex has long been known for being the only place on earth where the females have a higher average sperm count than males.

Anonymous said...

I bought chips from Churchill’s in Pitsea. I wouldn’t pay that much for sex.

Bucko said...

Poker chips, or do you just buy her a portion with salt and vinegar from the chippy?

Andy said...

What would I get for quarter pounder with fries?

MTG 1 said...

Basildon girls prefer to ride home in any car with a sunroof...for the extra leg room.

Old Peculier said...

If I want to have sex with chips, I'm not paying for it! they should be grateful.

Must admit though, the vinegar doesn't half make my eyes water ;)

JuliaM said...

"In the medical circles I move in, Essex has long been known for being the only place on earth where the females have a higher average sperm count than males."

Heh!

"What would I get for quarter pounder with fries?"

Dysentery!

"Must admit though, the vinegar doesn't half make my eyes water ;)"

SNORK!