Tuesday 3 November 2009

Just In Time For Christmas, Too!

Over at Man Widdecombe the perfect present for the lady in your life...

Of course, if she takes it the wrong way, you may need these:

8 comments:

MTG said...

What a mistake it would be to hold out on essential information.

Where is the accompanying paperwork? Charts of menses, fertility peaks, past pregnancy dates and STD history?

Oldrightie said...

No comment!

Anonymous said...

How innovative police can be when a new product hits the market.

Assistant Commissar Ted Purver of ACPO said "Our members are keen to explore new openings in crime detection and I am pleased to announce the formation of the new National Labia Database.

Nick M said...

Or you could just get her mirror.

Funny, Julia, didn't you have something on a feminist persepective on climate change and men using more stuff? Is making junk like this an attempt to play catch-up?

Are we absolutely sure this scam wasn't set-up by preverts anyway?

I mean is it possible that rather than a lesbian collective lovingly hand-crafting vulvas it's a bunch of lads loving themselves ove the incoming pictures?

Whatever I feel i shall invest in the deluxe model for my wife. At the touch of the clitoris Oprah starts declaiming from the "vagina monologues"

Sue said...

They´re really gross. Who in their right mind (taking into consideration depilatory needs) would sit there and let someone do that to them?

It´s mindboggling....

Still as I said on Marks site. We could always send Conservative MP´s one each to remind them what pussies they are being over our Referendum.

And one huge minge for Cameron with the words C**T and LIAR shaved neatly in the pubic hair (It would have to be mirror shaving though).

Sue said...

I thought they were plastercasts. I saw a programme once on Channel 4 with a Dawn "someone" who was doing a documentary on cosmetic surgery "down there"... and they were plaster casting female genitalia!

Taking photos and sending them or filling out a statistical sheet is just as bad.

My previous comment said "Marks site", I meant Man Widdecombe, sorry :)

blueknight said...

How could a ***** look any less sexual? Not nice.

JuliaM said...

"...the formation of the new National Labia Database."

Wonder if they're as indistinguishable as fingerprints...

"Is making junk like this an attempt to play catch-up?"

Could be, could well be...

"Who in their right mind (taking into consideration depilatory needs) would sit there and let someone do that to them?"

Oh, I have no doubt this company is probably doing a roaring trade...