Wednesday 2 March 2011

The Last Thing This Woman Needs...

...is more sugar!
A mother trashed a cake shop after being told they had run out of her favourite flavour of cupcake.

With her children beside her, she smashed glass display units and threw cupcakes at customers after being told there were no more 'sweet tooth fairy cakes'.
*boggle*
The shop's owner, Sally Dodd, 43, said: 'The woman went absolutely ballistic when she was told we didn't have the cupcake flavour she wanted - it is called the sweet tooth fairy cake and is very popular.

'She didn't even wait for us to tell her that if she waited we could bake some fresh cupcakes for her.

'She threw herself on the floor ranting and raving while her children screamed and shouted.'
What a lovely example! Can anything explain this behaviour?
Detectives are hoping that CCTV cameras will help to identify the woman who is believed to be from Newport, South Wales.
Oh. Right. Never mind...

13 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

Unfortunately, I'm unable to provide an explanation for this outrageous behaviour ..

I can however suggest a cure ..

A swift & sugically admininstered kick in the head, whilst she's writhing on the deck ..

Works every time & would certainly take her mind off Cup Cakes ..

Ringmer. said...

Firm but fair, Cap'n.

Anonymous said...

Good (Insert Deity Here),

Sounds like her human rites have been infringed.

I think that someone should set up a facebook page in support of this outrage.

Sigh.

Stewart Cowan said...

I know how she feels. Morrison's are always running out of my favourite cakes!

Anonymous said...

Explanation ? Probably. Excuse ? Never.

dr cromarty said...

Probably just refused to serve the cake with half rice/half chips, see

blueknight said...

fruitcake springs to mind

staybryte said...

She needs state funded "Sugar Awareness Training".

And I need a fucking lie-down.

Sorry for any transgression of blog rules JM.

Captain Haddock said...

Its just occurred to me that this poor unfortunate woman may indeed still have been suffering from the effects of all the Leek & Daffodil wine which she undoubtedly consumed on March 1st ...

Then again .. she could just be yet another silly cow ..

microdave said...

"I know how she feels. Morrison's are always running out of my favourite cakes!"

Ferkin' good job she doesn't shop at Sainsbury's - they NEVER have all the (everyday) items I want....

I know why their slogan is "Try something new today" - you have no bloody choice!

JuliaM said...

"I think that someone should set up a facebook page in support of this outrage."

You know, I wouldn't be terribly surprised if someone had...

"She needs state funded "Sugar Awareness Training"."

That, too, is probably on the cards!

"I know why their slogan is "Try something new today" - you have no bloody choice!"

Heh!

Falco said...

There is a significant proportion of modern ills that could be cheaply and easily cured with the administration of a damn good slap.

Intruder said...

Indirect discrimination again!

The bakers know that females like 'sweet fairy cakes' and in not providing adequate quantities they discriminated against all women.

I bet they had loads of 'meat pasties' to cater for the men though.

The woman behaved badly, especially in front of her children, but with discrimination everywhere do we really need our bakers to start subjugating women as well? Have we gone back to the 19th century???