A man lost his nose, ears, and lip during an attack outside a Liverpool nightclub.*boggle*
Are we sure the attacker was human?
I know, I know, Liverpool, but still…
Laurence Richard McGinn, 28, of Sherry Court in Aigburth, Liverpool has been charged with section 18 wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm.That’ll be one to watch, I think.
He appeared before magistrates on Monday and was remanded in custody to appear at Liverpool Crown Court on 28 November.
13 comments:
"Are Liverpudlians Taking Chimps To The Pub Now?"
Looking at Wayne Rooney, I'd say the practice has been going on for quite some time ..
I've also heard it said of Scousers, that they'd steal your eyeballs .. and come back later for the lids ..
Time for everyone's favourite scouse jokes. Sadly all mine were nicked from the boot of my car when I'd left it parked in the Wirral.
The Captain beat me to it! Go and watch the crowd at any Liverpool or Everton game - a giant tea party of chimps as they try and jump barriers, smuggle their young (yes really) in for free in ruc-sacs, whilst bleating in their world renowned victimised squealing language -dey doo do don't dey dey dooo! AFter such games they'd swarm out of the ground and if any of you ever went to Windsor Safari Park before it became LegoLand you would recognize their behaviour as they crawl over parked cars, seeking entry before twoc-ing them for the drive home.
I know all scouse women are dogs but now it seems the men don't just have the IQ of a rottweiler...
Had to happen I guess...you can only worry so many whippets...at some point cross breeding *will* occur.
"...whilst bleating in their world renowned victimised squealing language..."
Why do you think us Mancs hate Scousers? Because we never get any sleep because of the continual noise of 24/7 whingeing coming from the far end of the East Lancs Road. That's why I moved to London!
Arr 'ey Julia... I'm disappointed in your choice of word in this headline :(
As with coloured people and "niggaz" there is a world of difference between Liverpudlians and scousers.
"there is a world of difference between Liverpudlians and scousers."
Nope they are all 'northerners' ie slightly less british than a niggra...all flat cap wearing, Corrie-wtaching, brown ale drinking, whippet shagging whiners. Ain't no civilization north of Watford Gap Services. FACT!
I'll have you know my relationship with my whippet is entirely platonic.
When I first moved to London in 1974, the folk at my new workplace, who had been apprised that I was relocating from Manchester, were genuinely surprised that they could understand my English.
"Ee bah gum, bugger me, ell as like, bloody Nora, tha knoaws", as we say oop North.
Oh...I love you too, SBC :)
"Looking at Wayne Rooney, I'd say the practice has been going on for quite some time .."
SNORK!
"Time for everyone's favourite scouse jokes. Sadly all mine were nicked from the boot of my car when I'd left it parked in the Wirral."
/applause
"...and if any of you ever went to Windsor Safari Park before it became LegoLand you would recognize their behaviour..."
:D
"Why do you think us Mancs hate Scousers? Because we never get any sleep because of the continual noise of 24/7 whingeing..."
Ah, well, thank your stars that there's a recognisable difference to us born and bred southerners... :)
"As with coloured people and "niggaz" there is a world of difference between Liverpudlians and scousers."
I'll try and slip that in to my next Liverpool-related story... ;)
"charged with section 18 wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm"
Huh? I know that there is a distinction in law between 'murder' and 'attempted murder' and that the former is considered a more serious offence and as such attracts a more severe sentence. If someone attempts to murder someone, and succeeds, we don't charge him with 'section blah blah blah intent to commit homicide. In fact it's the intent, the mens rea, that upgrades it from manslaughter to murder. So when someone tries to rip a guy's face off, and does, why are we not charging him with assault occasioning grievous bodily harm? Is there some fancy fucking Jesuitical nuance here that I would need to know in order to become one of that gang of utter spastics known as the CPS?
It’s quite funny to see the amount of absolute cack written by you people regarding scousers. Yes we all must follow the same suit and all be thick, rob old ladies and steal everything. Well I’m a scouser and actually work in a Swiss Investment Bank in Zürich and speak fluent German and at a guess would say I have more intelligence, in fact Ill say unequivocally, I have more intelligence in my little toe than you shallow ppl. Lpool was unfortunately blemished by the great Iron Lady and since then 'Violence', 'Theft' etc seems to be synonymous with my beautiful city and it isn’t true. Manchester and London are equally as bad for the above. Think before you write such nasty posts and stop hiding behind msg boards like this, losers !
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