Thursday 4 August 2011

No MONA In The ‘Mail’…

Two members of staff at a magistrates' court have been suspended amid allegations of bribery, the Ministry of Justice confirmed today.

The action came after an investigation by The Sun newspaper, during which a man was filmed apparently agreeing to take £500 to avoid putting details of a traffic summons onto a court database.
No names?
Police have arrested two men aged 21 and 30 on suspicion of misconduct in a public office and perverting the course of justice.
Still no names?

Luckily, the ‘Daily Mail’ will have no truck with this nonsense:
Munir Patel, 21, boasted that he took bribes ‘all day long’ at Redbridge Magistrates Court, East London, The Sun reported.

It is alleged that he took cash, mainly from ‘Asian brothers’ to avoid putting details of a traffic summons onto a court database.
Or, maybe they really need to spell it out for their readers?

9 comments:

Rob said...

Vibrant and Diverse! No doubt the trauma of the Indian Mutiny in 18-whatever will be submitted and gratefully accepted as mitigation.

Edwin Greenwood said...

Your super soaraway Currant Bun's got piccies an' all, innit.

MTG said...

When there is so much graft in public office, we shouldn't deny MONA a fair slice together with a version of white FreeMasonry.

Must I remain disappointed that we are denied their scale of service charges and a few useful contact numbers, Julia?

Flaming Patriot said...

No doubt these people will not be deported back to the turd-world country they were spawned in. Against their yuman rights innit? Must have been the fault of the white man ... somehow.

This shows just how wonderful diversity is! Could the last englishman to leave/be forced out of their own country turn out the lights and take the lightbulbs? The "people" left behind might steal them otherwise.

White 'un said...

"Only Asian brothers. I don't touch no-one else."

And this, precisely, is why multi-culti and integration will never work. I am not one of 'his brothers' and thank God hope I never will be. But the ones of the brown (and indeed a number of the black) believe that they are separate from us.

So, no matter how much we are nagged by our 'leaders' to like them and accept them, they want to be apart.

Got it, bro? Know what I'm sayin' here?

Anonymous said...

Can you be racist while commiting a crime?
Perhaps some barking mad Libturd knows?

Captain Haddock said...

Well .. my ghast has never been so flabbered .. in fact, I'll go to t'foot of our stairs ..

I mean .. who'd have thought it ?

Pavlov's Cat said...

Tell you what they better get in touch with this brief. He seems to be doing his 'Asian brothers' a fine job

JuliaM said...

"No doubt the trauma of the Indian Mutiny in 18-whatever will be submitted and gratefully accepted as mitigation."

Heh!

"Your super soaraway Currant Bun's got piccies an' all, innit."

Indeed! I wonder if part of the clampdown post-Hackgate will include restrictions on these sort of stings too?

"Must I remain disappointed that we are denied their scale of service charges and a few useful contact numbers, Julia?"

I think you'd need a lot of fake tan first, MTG...

"Tell you what they better get in touch with this brief. He seems to be doing his 'Asian brothers' a fine job"

Good grief!