*Weeps*

Suspected terrorists are complaining about a fence around the exercise yard in their high-security prison which restricts their view of the horizon.

The alleged extremists are locked up while the Government tries to remove them from the country.

But the inmates have complained the limited view is damaging their eyesight, a prison inspection report revealed.

Ha ha! Good luck with that, you…

Oh.

And astonishingly, inspectors accepted their complaints, criticising the cladding put around the edge of the exercise yard because it stops the men seeing into the distance.

*bangs head repeatedly on desk*

Some months ago, prison bosses offered to allow them to join activities involving paedophiles and rapists who are isolated from the rest of the prison for their own protection.

But this was rejected because the terror suspects feared they would be ‘stigmatised’ by being seen with the sex offenders.

Say what? The prison authorities offered to let these terrorist suspects (most of whom I’d bet my bottom dollar are radical Muslims) the chance to mingle with paedophiles and rapists? Are they insane?

Chief Inspector of Prisons Nick Hardwick said: ‘While detainees’ treatment and conditions were satisfactory in some respects, too little attention was paid to their uniquely isolated and uncertain position.’

Since most of them are playing out the system – no doubt on legal aid – it’s their own damn fault if they’re in there too long!

Sympathy: *not found*