Wednesday, 14 August 2013

“If she can’t concentrate if a baby is crying, why is she a bus driver?”

I think some people must think bus drivers are trained the way they train police horses...
Sophie-May Dickson, 21, said she was left shocked when the bus journey from Canvey’s Haystack pub, in Furtherwick Road, to Basildon town centre, turned into a nightmare.
Mrs Dickson was on the way to Basildon on the First bus with her one-year-old daughter...
*looks at picture of mother* *braces for incoming chavname*
...Precious...
GAH!!!
The embarrassed mother stayed on the bus to finish her journey following the incident, which happened on Tuesday.
However, she said she will now think twice before using public transport again.
WIN!!

Now, give Mr T his necklace back, Sophie-May...

11 comments:

Bucko The Moose said...

Reminds me of that scene in Friends:

"Hi Susan. Can I call you Susan?"
"But my name's Precious"
"Yeah, sorry, but I just can't...."

Anonymous said...

At least she wasn't breastfeeding it in the shallow end of a swimming pool and moaning when staff said 'NO'!
(see todays Daily Mail)

Libertarian said...

Look for the positives here, people - she's 21 years old, with a baby, and she's MARRIED!

Libertarian said...

Look for the positives here, people - she's 21 years old, with a baby, and she's MARRIED!

Joe Public said...

Are babies 'Bling' now; or, is Sophie-May so un-photogenic, that the local rag has to use a photograph of her cousin holding the bawler?

AndrewWS said...

On my former (bus) commute, I often experienced a (male) bus driver who couldn't stand passengers talking loudly and used to ask them to keep the noise down.

John Pickworth said...

“It’s put me off public transport."

I suppose hubby could drop you off on the way to his next tarmacking job.

Anonymous said...

Precious. Would the fathers name be Gollum perchance ?

JuliaM said...

"Reminds me of that scene in Friends"

Ha ha ha!

"At least she wasn't breastfeeding it in the shallow end of a swimming pool..."

Oh, indeed!

"I suppose hubby could drop you off on the way to his next tarmacking job."

SNORK! Still, as Libertarian pointed out, at least he got a ring on her finger!

"Would the fathers name be Gollum perchance ?"

:D

Macheath said...


"Would the fathers name be Gollum perchance ?"


Not unless there's a bus to Basildon from Sunderland:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2385386/Britains-feckless-father-batters-ex-child--dad-11-10-women-boasts-spared-jail.html

JuliaM said...

Heh!