Saturday 17 August 2013

"You think you’re the first person I’ve dealt with woke up with a dead body?”

A Bexleyheath man woke up to find his girlfriend lying dead next to him in bed, an inquest heard.
Wow, Bexleyheath could probably keep Ray Donovan busy for months
Keeleigh Kinsella, 26, of Slade Green Road, had been out drinking with her boyfriend Aaron Reeve on April 7 this year when she returned to spend the night at his flat in Tower Road, Bexleyheath.
Her boyfriend had told the paramedics who responded to his 999 call the following day she could "barely stand up" when the couple returned home, before she necked "at least another bottle of wine."
Nor, finding herself in Bexleyheath,  was that all that she decided to ingest, and who can blame her?
A post mortem examination showed there was 1.21 micrograms of methadone for every millilitre of Miss Kinsella’s blood.
The hearing heard how anything above 0.24 micrograms of methadone can be fatal and traces of tramadol and diazepam were also found in her bloodstream.
Unsurprising then that this Darwin Award winner checked out…
Recording a verdict of non-dependant abuse of drugs, Dr Palmer said: "This was a one off and sadly it didn’t go well for her. "
But it did at least go pretty well for society.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately Aaron the pikey couldn't afford Ray Donovan. No mention of having bred andy more benefit claimants so all good - until he finds the next creature.

Anonymous said...

"Her boyfriend had told the paramedics who responded to his 999 call the following day she could "barely stand up" when the couple returned home, before she necked "at least another bottle of wine."

A post mortem examination showed there was 1.21 micrograms of methadone for every millilitre of Miss Kinsella’s blood.

The hearing heard how anything above 0.24 micrograms of methadone can be fatal and traces of tramadol and diazepam were also found in her bloodstream."

Blimey, which off licence did she buy the wine from and do they deliver?

Penseivat

Anonymous said...

Looking at her picture I'd say she's been Tangoed!

JuliaM said...

"nfortunately Aaron the pikey couldn't afford Ray Donovan."

Amazing they could afford the drink and drugs, but then, I suspect we're paying for that...

"Blimey, which off licence did she buy the wine from and do they deliver?"

Heh!

"Looking at her picture I'd say she's been Tangoed!"

A fine specimen of Bexley womanhood!

Pavlov's Cat said...

How very dare you be disparaging of the flowers of Bexleyheath.
Why I was only in the Broadway today and there were some .......

oh wait , as you were