Thursday, 31 July 2014

Quote Of The Month

The irreverent LegIron on the perils of the modern dating game:
Yeah, it’s true, being able to name the actual beasties involved in STDs and having books describing the symptoms – with colour pictures and all – does tend to limit your sex life somewhat. I’m not at the stage of spraying women down with bleach or vigorously rubbing them with olive oil before touching them (well, not unless they insist) but I don’t think I’d be keen on kissing a girl who has tasted tadgers at a rate of ten a minute. Having to fill out a risk assessment and wait for the lab results would rather take the edge off the occasion.


Anonymous said...

Been there, read that..he makes me seem slightly normal.

JuliaM said...