Friday, 24 December 2010

"This Is A Stick-Up!"

"Give me all your haddock!"
Police are searching for a man with a knife who approached three fishermen on a beach during the night.

The fishermen were at Coney Beach, Porthcawl, at 0130 GMT on Saturday when they were approached by a "suspicious" man who then ran off.

No-one was hurt but police want to find the man, said to be 25-30, about 6ft (1.83m) tall, and of Asian appearance.

They warned the man, who was in a white hoodie, black jogging bottoms, and dark trainers, should not be approached.
It's that 'Asian' appearance thing again!

3 comments:

ranter said...

A quick whizz around the online papers reveals loads of M.O.N.A. suspects from a knife fight at the SLoan Square Gucci shop to the Wallington Mastiff feeding time.

blueknight said...

As a description Asian means what?
Better to create a 'Dulux colour chart' for the purpose or give an approximate longitude........

JuliaM said...

"...from a knife fight at the SLoan Square Gucci shop to the Wallington Mastiff feeding time."

There's been no clues to the ethnic origin of the owner of the lodger-munching deathbeast, but he has an oddly double-barrelled name...

"Better to create a 'Dulux colour chart' for the purpose or give an approximate longitude........"

What's wrong with the old 'IC1', 'IC2' etc?