Sunday 18 August 2013

It Explains Some Things, But What I Want To Know Is...



...just how much were the executives who signed up little Tommy Cruise to play man-mountain Jack Reacher smoking?

5 comments:

MTG said...

We knew Hollywood had gone to pot when Robbie Coltrane deceived executives with his 2" lifts to land the Rubeus Hagrid role.

Pavlov's Cat said...

Certainly explains how he keeps writing the same thing over and over again. Just forgets he's done it before

I gave up after book 5 I think

Anonymous said...

Saw the Tom Cruise version of Jack Reacher and felt that, despite being an action hero - at least, in a movie - he was still too short for the role. It should have gone to the much more appropriate second choice. Ronnie Corbett!
Penseivat

Furor Teutonicus said...

They should NEVER make books into films.

They always end up shite.

JuliaM said...

"I gave up after book 5 I think"

Oh, I've read them all!

"It should have gone to the much more appropriate second choice. Ronnie Corbett!"

SNORK!