Sunday, 6 September 2015

Gosh, Piles Are Irritating...

What..?

No, no...not me! I meant for 'Daily Mail' headline writers:



*sighs*

4 comments:

Trevor said...

And elsewhere on the same site we learn an actor who has fallen from grace was once 'tea total'.

Anonymous said...

Enjoy occasional relief in the DM, Julia. Rhoid cream straight from the refrigerator may sooth your own sour 'garpes'.

Andrew Scarborough said...

Must have been quite stuffed in that boot, unless they are a family of "people of restricted growth", short for dwarfs.

JuliaM said...

"...was once 'tea total'."

GAH! Is the thing written by chimps?!

"...unless they are a family of "people of restricted growth", short for dwarfs."

I think the preferred term is now 'friends'...