Sunday, 13 September 2009

I Can't Wait To See What The Feminists Make Of This...

Judge Anthony Goldstaub QC sentenced Stuart Wood for seven years for the attack, then told him: 'You have turned to Islam and this promises well for your future, particularly as you are now an adherent of a religion which respects women and self-discipline.'
I don't think any further comment is required...

But boy, didn't April 1st come round quickly!

It is a joke. Isn't it? I mean, it must be. Mustn't it?

Update: Thanks to 'Woman on a Raft' in the comments, we can see this judge has some odd ideas when it comes to sentencing.
Brown's counsel, Clare Ashcroft, told the court that the "toxic" relationship between Brown and his victim the mother of one child by him and five with other dads meant they were "not able to live in close quarters with each other".

But Miss Ashcroft continued: "He has now stopped drinking to excess and is interested in working out in the gym and playing golf."
So, what does he use for assault on his girlfriend next time? A driver? A nine-iron?

28 comments:

Mike said...

'Islam' translates to 'obey' not 'respect' if there is any English translation, doesn't it?

Mike said...

Furthermore robots do a better job of pretending to be disciplined than some Muslims I have met. I had a robotic dog once, very naughty, probably my fault

Mike said...

Seriously the guy in this report will probably never be fit to be let out but I still couldn't kill him and walk away smiling. I know lots of people might say they could and a very few might actually enjoy making him suffer for as long and as much as possible before they were personally responsible for his death. Guess I won't be putting my application forward for the next available executioners post then.

Pavlov's Cat said...

It seems we were reading the same article and thinking the same thing at the same time Julia.


wv equall

Obsidian said...

I'd love to know which alternate reality some of these judges come from, because they sure as hell don't live in this world.

Mike said...

Obsidian, I met this judge's daughter for afternoon drinks once, or was it another judge's daughter? Anywho their all feminists except those that are anti-misandrist. That doesn't make sense does it?

Mike said...

What I was trying to say was, I know what you mean, that judge is one crazy dude. And come all ye feminists tell us wha'cha fink.

North Northwester said...

"Judge Anthony Goldstaub QC."

Aaarggghh!

Not only stupid but, if the surname's right, he's for the chop as soon as Islam wins. Is he a suicide sentencer, or something?

Mark Wadsworth said...

JM, "I can't wait to see what the feminists make of this..."

You have to ask? You know perfectly well that Islamists rank far above women in the Victimhood Poker stakes, end of discussion.

woman on a raft said...

Judge Anthony Goldstaub QC has form. In May 2009 he sentenced a clear case of DV (the dinner guests pulled the bloke off as he tried to maim his girlfriend) to an 8-month suspended penalty, a £1000 fine, and an order that he visit the gym regularly\.

Presumably so the next time he clouts her, he'll break her neck first time and we can move straight to the argument over whether it was manslaughter or not.

Sue said...

Islam - "Female Genital Mutilation (FGM), honor killings, forced marriages, stoning, beatings, denial of education and medicine, jihabs, burqa's"....

12 Year Old Yemeni Girl Dies in Childbirth

Yeah, don't you just love Islam?

Mike said...

North, what do you think would this judge make of a homosexual feminist Muslim on crack that murdered her ex-husband's children from his new Christian family? Burn or reward?

Mike said...

btw, thanks WOAR, this must be that ex-girlfriends dad, She's was just as nuts as he is. And her son thinks fish have fingers, not mine, btw.

JuliaM said...

"Guess I won't be putting my application forward for the next available executioners post then."

Probably for the best, Mike. I think there'd be a long, long queue...

"It seems we were reading the same article and thinking the same thing at the same time Julia."

Indeed. I like to think that sound I just heard was heads popping all over the UK.

"I'd love to know which alternate reality some of these judges come from..."

And as WoaR points out, this one's a grade A exhibit...

JuliaM said...

"Not only stupid but, if the surname's right, he's for the chop as soon as Islam wins. Is he a suicide sentencer, or something?"

You have to wonder, don't you?

"You have to ask?"

Heh!

"Judge Anthony Goldstaub QC has form."

Good catch! I've added an update to the main post. I'm surprised this didn't make more papers than the 'Sun'.

"Yeah, don't you just love Islam?"

Less and less each day...

Still, the Trafalgar Square demo seems to have gone off without a hitch, so that's a bit of a relief.

Mike said...

Hang on, WoaR looking at your guy how is that DV? Your guy just assaulted someone there was nothing domestic about it. WTF is the definition of DV anywho? Who care where it happens, if they know each other or if it man on man, man on woman or even beggar the thought woman on man violence is violence isn't it?

Mike said...

I forgot sometimes women bash each other don't they. But a feminist wouldn't class that as violence, maybe porn?

North Northwester said...

Mike.
"North, what do you think would this judge make of a homosexual feminist Muslim on crack that murdered her ex-husband's children from his new Christian family? Burn or reward?

#1.She's Muslim - trumps everything. Reward.

But nobody goes home empty-handed.

#2. She's a woman and as long as she's not been raped by a Muslim she's a real and therefore valuable woman, and that's a Brucie Bonus. Reward.

#3. Homosexual. By definition a designated victim as long as not a conservative or Christian or one of the other always-villains unless outbid byIslamophobic group. Reward.

#4. Feminist. Likewise above reproach unless 'controversial' or 'former feminist' who's noticed that golfers and white husbands aren't necessarily the worst people in the world and who consequently criticised a higher-rated victim group, such as officially misogynist homosexuals, Muslims, or the Malefactors OF No Appearance. Reward.

5#. Crack addict. Are you joking, man? She's vulnerable and therefore committed her alleged offence under the influence during her lifelong battle against putting illegal drugs into her body. Reward.

6#. Divorcee. Can you blame her for losing her lifelong battle against wanting to kill the selfish man who left her for whatever reason (it can't be the other woman's fault unless she's a proven Tory).' Reward.

7#. Child killer. Tricky one, as this case is complicated, but you'd have to weigh up the harm done to women by Christianity over the centuries with the fact that the capitalist system has often led women to kill their children for lack of proper housing, education, and child care. I can't bring myself to say reward here, but I'd be happy to see any sentence suspended or served in the community to be fair. Possibly in the infanticide community.

Mike said...

North, you made my day ;o)

North Northwester said...

Mike,please leave Dirty Harry out of this. ;-)

Mike said...

The key words were 'what would this judge' I suspect some of the above are your thoughts?

Pavlov's Cat said...

a religion which respects women and self-discipline.

Yeah right

12 yo Yemeni girl dies in childbirth after marriage to 24yo man

Afghan cop shoots & wounds US Police mentor for drinking water during Ramadan fast(half way down page)

David Gillies said...

Pavlov's Cat: I'd say that shows remarkably poor fire discipline on behalf of the shot American's colleagues: if an Islamokazi shoots one of your guys for doing something as innocuous as drinking water during one of his bullshit ceremonies, you shoot him sufficiently often from sufficiently close range that major skull plates fly off his head. You do NOT leave him alive. If we don't punish these fuckers for infractions against being a human being they are never going to learn.

JuliaM said...

"Pavlov's Cat: I'd say that shows remarkably poor fire discipline on behalf of the shot American's colleagues..."

Seconded!

Clarissa said...

Another judge for you Julia...

'Recorder Charles George QC of Maidstone Crown Court told Smith that "his disability and the fact he did not take part in the raid itself enabled him to suspend the custodial sentence".'

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/14/armless_getaway_driver/

Anonymous said...

Does Mike post as Igonikon Jack on the Telegraph website?

Both seem to inhabit private little world that occasionally intrudes into something like relevance. But then just as you imagine what he's on about, he returns to his own world again.

JuliaM said...

"Another judge for you Julia..."

Oh, Leg-Iron and Pavlov's Cat did ths one proud! :)

Mike said...

Anon, nope, sorry to disappoint, it’s not me. And, I gladly drift in and out of what you may consider complete relevance. It’s the only way to fly for me, that and I perhaps don't always treat everything life so seriously, hey ho. Not going to apologise btw