Tuesday, 22 November 2011

Left Out Some Vital Info..?

So, it seems former ‘Mastermind’ contestant David Lammy, MP for Tottenham, is publishing a book, at least according to the ‘Evening Standard’.

Sadly, they don’t tell you the most important thing about it; are the crayons included, or do you have to buy them separately?

12 comments:

Henry Crun said...

Probably wax crayons, so he doesn't put his own eye out.

Angry Exile said...

It was planned for last year but he took a long time picking out the fabrics for the pages.

Ranter said...

David Lammy! The great Black Hope? The British Obama? The first Black Prime Minister of da yoo-kay? Nah, just another opportunistic race monger who relies on keeping racial division/conflict going.

allcoppedout said...

I prize my more or less daily trips to the font of your wit AP - long may you continue. But surely no sane person would let Lammy loose with crayons!

allcoppedout said...

One suspects the underpants would protect his eye Henry, though with the crayons up both nostrils he might forget to leave his mouth open to breathe.

Captain Haddock said...

" .... he might forget to leave his mouth open to breathe" ..

We won't be that lucky ..

Gallovidian said...

Bloody Hell, and they even gave him a question on the Caribbean, which he got wrong!

MTG said...

David Lammy's forthcoming book 'How to loot £173,922.06 from public coffers without serving time' is set to be a favourite at Westminster.

The moment the Tottenham charlatan put his generous rump into that chair, Magnus Magnusson must have been turning in his grave. A memorable performance confirmed its BBC producers as the cheats and fixers we had long suspected. Yet it could have been much worse.
JH: What colour was Cassius Clay?
DL: Dunno...I'm doing Muhammad Ali innit?

James Higham said...

Just going to have to rush out and get my copy. Is it in paper?

Captain Haddock said...

"Just going to have to rush out and get my copy. Is it in paper? " ..

Christ on a crutch James .. that's gonna be the most expensive bog roll you've ever bought .. ;)

JuliaM said...

"It was planned for last year but he took a long time picking out the fabrics for the pages."

SNORK!

"...though with the crayons up both nostrils he might forget to leave his mouth open to breathe."

:D

"Bloody Hell, and they even gave him a question on the Caribbean, which he got wrong!"

You really couldn't make it up, could you?

MTG said...

The Gadget ban, Julia.

Allowing this parvenu to get the better of you, is the only shame. Pick up your sword and take the fight to the amoral and feckless in uniform. Make it a regular feature of this blog.

Put the monster's head on a spike.