Friday 22 November 2019

It's ... Not The Word I'd Have Chosen!


The Crumpet Burger will feature two fillets sandwiched between three crumpets.
Born out of the British obsession with crumpets, it will be topped with cheese and smothered in sweet chilli sauce.
I'd have chosen 'abomination'.

9 comments:

MTG said...

A brace should just about make a plod snack once they had been dipped in sugar and hot lard.

Ed P said...

Kill
Fast
Crumpet

Anonymous said...

Your obsessive anti-police rants are worrying me Melvin. A post about KFC and you can't resist a dig. I've updated the "police national database" with your behaviour.
Jaded

MTG 1 said...

Great Dunkin' Doughnuts, Jaded. You would do all that for me?

Anonymous said...

"The British obsession with crumpets"? Crumpet, surely?

Ted Treen said...

Aah, the winter months! Memories of my younger days with tea & hot crumpet in front of a roaring fire...

Chuck de Menses said...

@ officer Jaded. I'm kinda worried by what you did officer. Should that guy get a behavior warning first or like some chance to apologize before you change his police record?

MTG said...

As a complete plodtreat, the crumpet burgers can also be dipped in sugar and hot lard.

JuliaM said...

""The British obsession with crumpets"? Crumpet, surely?"

Fnaaar!