Thorpe Park wants them to test a brand new horror attraction called SAW Alive.Hmm, but this might not pique the interest of the media.
For £50, the students have to agree to be put through a series of punishing psychological tests and be given a range of electric shocks.
If only there was some complete idiot in Parliament who could be relied upon to take this story seriously and warn against the phoney dangers, thereby guaranteeing some column inches.
NuLab’s too busy trying desperately to find a way to get itself re-elected. No-one cares about what any LimpDumb might say.
Luckily for Thorpe Park, Call-Me-Dave’s party is chock full of them.
But critics accused the park of exploitation./golfclap
David Willetts MP, shadow minister for universities and skills, said: ‘I would want to know that these tests are safe and the trials are properly regulated.’
They played you like a fiddle, didn’t they, Willetts?