Sad News About The Split…

What? No, not the Brad and Angelina split, which may not even be true.

This one:

Swans usually mate for life but Sarindi arrived in Britain this winter with a new female known as Sarind.

Staff at the Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust in Slimbridge, Gloucestershire, feared the worst and assumed his former partner had died.

But Saruni then arrived at the reserve with a new male called Surune.

It is only the second time in 40 years that a separation has been recorded among the population of 8,000 swans who winter at Slimbridge.

Cameron will be quick to blame ‘broken Britain’, no doubt…