Sunday 11 December 2011

Usually, Women Just Have To Ask

Zimbabwean police believe there is a nationwide syndicate of women raping men, possibly to use their semen for use in rituals that claim to make people wealthy.
*boggle*
cultural expert and sociology lecturer Claude Mararikei told the BBC that it was not clear how the semen would be used.
Well, here in the West, there’s always hair gel

H/T: Lord T via email

17 comments:

Angry Exile said...

If you've just heard a bang from the direction of the offices of the Daily Mail it was probably the sonic boom from Jizz Loan's chair shooting backwards as she rushed to get in line.

Mark Wadsworth said...

I think that's just clever propaganda by the Zimbabwean tourist board.

patently said...

Gives a whole new meaning to your sub-title, Julia...

Captain Haddock said...

"Oh, cum all ye faithful" ... ;)

Anonymous said...

zip-a-dee-doo-daaaaa, zip-a-dee-ay, my oh my what a wonderful day, Mr Mugabe's cumming my way, zip-a-dee-doo-da, zip-a-dee-a!

Captain Haddock said...

"Zimbabwean police believe there is a nationwide syndicate of women raping men, possibly to use their semen for use in rituals" ..

Maybe they're collecting it for use in the local version of "Strictly Cum Dancing" ? ... ;)

Anonymous said...

Curiosity is the human failing which knows exactly what to expect from such comments but opens them anyway.

Lerxst said...

Curiously it doesn't say how the men were forced into having sex. No mention of being at gunpoint, for example. Somehow I don't think just being given 'a strong sexual desire' counts as coercion, otherwise I'd have an excuse to jump on the woman at the next desk everytime she bends over... :-)

Anonymous said...

Hair gel? Hmmm...

There's something about Julia

;)

blueknight said...

Dear Penthouse Forum, ...

Anonymous said...

They have just misunderstood how the UK benefit system works..........

banned said...

His former wife seems to have understood the situation better than the police.

JuliaM said...

"If you've just heard a bang from the direction of the offices of the Daily Mail ..."

Eeeeww! What a thought!

"I think that's just clever propaganda by the Zimbabwean tourist board."

Heh!

"Gives a whole new meaning to your sub-title, Julia..."

:D

"Curiously it doesn't say how the men were forced into having sex. "

Probably 'witchcraft'....

JuliaM said...

"His former wife seems to have understood the situation better than the police."

Oh, indeed!

Anonymous said...

I can tell you from experience that the standard use of semen makes you poorer, not wealthier.

Anonymous said...

There's six chav women around here that have been collected semen for years, thats why they have about 5 kids each.

Anonymous said...

Yeah......sexual offences against men are funny. Now if we can just get people to laugh about sexual offences against women what a better world it would be.