A man on holiday with his family at Pendine Holiday Park became drunk and threw a knife at a doorman at the park's clubhouse.Wait, that’s not quite right…
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A man on holiday with his family at Pendine Holiday Park became drunk and threw his wife at a doorman at the park's clubhouse.*boggle*
Defence Solicitor Kate Williams said: "He has very little recollection of the evening and accepts he was intoxicated.Perhaps he should stop getting drunk and throwing his weight…sorry, his wife around?
"He takes his family responsibility very seriously and feels very disappointed that what should have been a family holiday ended in court here today."