Sunday, 14 April 2013

Sunday Funnies...

The Bible - racier than you might think...

15 comments:

Fahrenheit211 said...

They missed out the story of daughters of Lot committing incest with their drunken father.

"Genesis 19:30 And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.
31 And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose."

Anonymous said...

Crikey. Weirder than you might think.

Talking of weird, where do these people coming out of the woodwork get off in telling Miliband what to do for the future. I respect Blunkett, but he was part of a party that was contributional to driving us into this mess we are in. To state that Labour should not focus on opposing the cuts is stupid. The cuts NEED to be opposed. THEN we can sort out how to move forward. Miliband is already working on moving forward with what he has said about the banks. Attacking him rather than supporting him isn't very loyal is it? Me thinks there are some game players that are trying to ruin him for either their own jealousy or because there is something in it for them.

To talk about 'selfishness' is a joke. Isn't it selfish to balls up big time and not say sorry? You've had your time folks. You blew it. The fresh blood is in.
Hack away with your pettiness all you want, but remember, all you acheived that you will be remembered for is causing many unneccessary deaths that you should have prevented.

Feral.

Anonymous said...

"The cuts NEED to be opposed."

Wholeheartedly agree.

The present cuts are just NOT deep enough.

If all those socialist parasites can still afford to party and drink champagne there's still more pruning to be done.
(The Book of the Blessed Margaret, Ch. 1 Verse 1).

Fahrenheit211 said...

Anonymous, a good start in cutting the fat, of which there is plenty in the public sector, would be to cut the socialist parasites from the payroll. Socialist parasites like 'diversity officers' for example.

Anonymous said...

@ anonymous.

Not getting your point? Can you explain further?

If you knew Ed Miliband, you will know he is his own man and not someone his father has dictated him to be. You are saying that further cuts need to be made on the poor and the weak yes?

If that's your stance then you deserve to suffer in sickness and poverty for the rest of your life to make you enlightened of the fact that only unification of mankind is the way forward for humanity.

There is a judgement that is higher than that of man.

I feel sorry for you.

Feral.

Anonymous said...

I will be there.

Feral.

JuliaM said...

"They missed out the story of daughters of Lot committing incest with their drunken father. "

Yes, I was expecting that one too.

"Wholeheartedly agree.

The present cuts are just NOT deep enough. "


Yes! THIS!

Anonymous said...

If you agree with that shit, then this isn't the blog for me.

Anonymous said...

Once again Feral "this blog isn't for me". Make good on your threat.
How dare someone else have a different opinion!!!
Jaded

Anonymous said...

@jaded.

Just fuck off and take your pathetic hangers on with you. You have no understanding or real friends.

I'd rather be me than have to live in your world.

F.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, I;m going.

The last person that thought you were genuine was let down as well yes?

Goodbye my friends. Time to deal with the crap.

Anonymous said...

"This blog isn't for me".
You clearly don't live in the real world.
Jaded

MTG said...

Good evening, Feral.

WC Jaded cheats the Nation by frittering her shift as a sadistic, internet troll. These types are best ignored but when compelled to respond, never confirm your injuries to their taunts. Should your decision to comment elsewhere be permanent I can only wish you well.
Melvin

Anonymous said...

Thanks Melv. You are right. Julia puts up with me which is more than I can say for most, so I shall continue to spout my venom until the guy with the horns and pitchfork comes knocking for me.

I am sure there are many groaning and complaining at this comment, but at least I am noticed! ;)

Anonymous said...

Forgot to say, my friend was right.

"He who rides the tiger can never get off."

Feral.