Well, When You Don't Have 10KG Of Dog Poo To Hand...

...or more likely, not even as much get-up-and-go as the last chap to decide to protest life's unfairness:

Michael Clare, representing Leeds, said: “He’s not a man of piercing intellect and he attended, was brushed off, told to come back and that someone would meet him. They didn’t.”

I doubt he's enhanced his employment prospects much...

H/T: CJ Nerd via email