Sergeant Mark McQuade of the Castle Point neighbourhood team for Essex Police, has pledged to offer police support to help tackle the on-going problem.
Sergeant McQuade said: “If there is a problem with dog fouling, just tell us roughly where and what time this is taking place then I will do my best to get an officer down there to check it out.”"Right, you 'orrible lot! We've had reports of a dog turd on Canvey Seafront! You! Go down there and look into it!"
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He must be new!
Essex must invest heavily in plod training otherwise the Shinola must be removed at the end of each police shit.
....shift.
Life imitates art if you wait 40 years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SreTnqETM6g
Les Dawson
Medieval Madrigals
approx 1973.
Completely safe.
Crime has obviously fallen so steeply that, fearful of more redundancies, the police are now just looking for trouble. They will be pinching elderly celebrities next ;)
shit duty, is with us in all walks of life.
only the brave pick up or sweep the crap away if you know what i mean.
feral.
I'd love to smear shit on a cops face and phone them to say 'I've found some dog shit. In a mutherfuckin' cop's face.'
Power to the fuckin' people!
'Shit Duty'.
Something that everyone is accustomed to.
Much love.
Feral.
What's the betting that when they find it, they cordon it off with tape?
"I will do my best to get an officer down there to check it out.”
Complete with blues and twos... wooo the drama!
"He must be new!"
It's really not in keeping with the latest message, is it? Shouldn't they be trying to prevent the 'crime', rather than solving it?
"Life imitates art if you wait 40 years."
Ah, Les... If only today's crop of 'comedians' had a tenth of your wit...
"What's the betting that when they find it, they cordon it off with tape?"
Far more fitting, surely, to get an Andrex puppy to run round it with loo roll?
"Complete with blues and twos..."
Blues and NUMBER twos...
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