A bag-snatcher on a bicycle pinched a bag of poo from an elderly dog-walker in Worthing.Oh, to have seen his face when he checked the bag!
The thief rode past the pensioner near the Post Office in High Street, Tarring, and grabbed a bag she had been using to clean up after her dog.
"The lady was not harmed and clearly the thief stole nothing of value."His homies aren’t going to be too impressed…
The crime took place at 10.45am on Sunday.
The suspect was described as a black teenager.
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