A severed thumb found in the street by a member of the public is that of a missing man, police said today.Idiots! You're supposed to send the thumb to the family, not leave it in the street!
Forensic tests showed that the body part, found in Ilford, north-east London, belonged to Mahmood Ahmad, who was reported missing on March 7.
It also appears that Mahmood may be one of our hidden lizardmen overlords:
Detective Chief Inspector Melanie Burn, of Bedfordshire and Hertfordshire major crime unit, said: 'We are urgently appealing for any information on Mahmood's whereabouts.Ummm, 'may well be injured'? You have his thumb!
'He may well be injured and need urgent medical help.'
What, you think it's grown back..?