It is understood a passenger alleged the broadcaster, who presents the morning show on Cork's 96fm, tried to perform a sex act as the 10.15pm Aer Lingus flight taxied on the runway at Heathrow on October 19.Hope he had his seat-back tray locked and out of the way for... err, ‘take off’.
Naturally, this was entirely out of character, and merely a product of the demon drink and that pesky back medication:
Prendeville told listeners: "I'm hoping others and people listening and those writing the article and whatever is to come will learn from this terrible personal experience and not mix painkillers or any tablets with alcohol."Indeed…
A spokeswoman for Aer Lingus said the airline does not comment on security related matters.WTF? He wasn’t having a bomb, he was having a w…
*veil drawn discreetly over details*
8 comments:
Weeping on air was marginally sicker.
The A-10 (Warthog) is a "Tank buster" ..
Whereas, the person who complained is a "*ank buster" ..
WV = "eurge" !! .. you couldn't make it up, could you ?
Must've been the oysters...
Surely, the most embarrassing part of the story is hidden in just one word:
<tried to perform..."
Having problems, old chap? Stewardesses not up to scratch, eh?
"security related matters." - The security of the gentleman's clothing, presumably?
I wouldn't go complaining to the pilot of an A-10 - have you seen the cannon on one of them? They actually designed the aircraft around it....
I boarded a plane once and the air hostess looked like the US rapper Snoop Dogg.
It was half past six on my sun dial for the whole flight.....
"Weeping on air was marginally sicker."
Yes, what happened to the stiff upper...err...lip?
"Having problems, old chap? Stewardesses not up to scratch, eh?"
Or stewards. One must remember it's the 21st century... ;)
"It was half past six on my sun dial for the whole flight...."
:D
His defence rests on the interpretation of Hand Allowance.
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