The button. Go on, press it. You know you want to....
Yes, it's time, folks. Britain needs a reboot.
I mean, over at 'Counting Cats' we learn that the sort of thing that would have earnest middle class veggie students crazed over animal rights throwing themselves onto supermarket butcher's counters actually gets....no notice at all. Not a peep.
In fact, the supermarkets feel quite happy to force halal meat down our throats in a way they would never, ever contemplate doing with, say, GM food.
Meanwhile, the police are caught out with their collective thumbs up their collective arses as a bunch of students give vent to their massive sense of entitlement and go on the rampage in London. Then they stand by while a rabble are deliberately provocative on one of the most sensitive days of the year.
And now, we learn that Jack of Kent's magnificent effort has failed, and not only that, but, emboldened by this, the police and CPS are gunning for another politically correct and safe scalp.