Sunday, 25 March 2012

They Do Things….Differently….Down Under!

A woman was today ordered to stand trial in Australia, accused of breaking into a man’s home and raping him.
Strewth!

H/Ts: Anna Raccoon & Angry Exile via Twitter, PJH via email

13 comments:

Twenty Rothmans said...

Well, it was rape.

At first.

Although I have been indecently assaulted by women before - it does go on - but nothing more happened, and I take it as a compliment in my old age.

Angry Exile said...

Thanks for the H/T though it's undeserved as I hadn't heard of this. It was a false rape story I tweeted to you, relatively vanilla except that she accused the two cops who'd arrested her for being drunk.

JuliaM said...

Ahh, that's what comes of scheduling a week and a half's of blogposts all at once! I think your one's coming up midweek or thereabouts.

Hexe Froschbein said...

Hmm, don't see what's so funny about a man getting sexually attacked by a confused, obsessed hag.

This quite a common event and most blokes shut up about it, because the hassle that will be had from this is worse than the original problem because the world is still in the 1940's as far as female sexual predators are concerned.

Able said...

Inappropriate as it may be, am I the only one, after reading this story and the comments, to wonder what's wrong with me! I haven't been attacked, assaulted or even propositioned - ever!

Am I really that ugly?

I'm going to sit here and cry into my beer. ;-)

(any tips re correct apparel, aftershave and behavior to attract 'unwanted' sexual predators will be gratefully received.)

Hexe Froschbein said...

Looks like Mr.(?) (Un)Able urgently needs to spend some quality time with a female bipolar psychopath in full swing for some much needed attitude readjustment.

We talk about your freshly acquired fear of getting your penis bit and other minor worries right after we heartily laughed at you for being such a wimp. And if you got an STD from the adventure, it just makes the entire story even funnier.

JuliaM said...

Yeah, I have to say, Able, I think you'd be better off French kissing that canine in the post above... ;)

Hexe Froschbein said...

Also see:

http://www.malesurvivor.org/Reversal_of_Fortune.pdf

Anonymous said...

Hmm, don't see what's so funny about a man getting sexually attacked by a confused, obsessed hag.
Hey, you're talking about the woman I love!

blueknight said...

Torn between commenting that the case has been 'blown out of proportion' or that the woman should be charged with receiving swollen goods.

JuliaM said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

As I understand it, the offence of rape involves the insertion of a male penis (is there any other?) into a female vagina (is there any other?). For a women to perform oral sex on a man is, a) a result, b) something that happens on your birthday, anniversary or the Queen's birthday, or c) a case of mistaken identity by some drunken slattern you wouldn't wish to stand next to if you're sober. For someone to actually break into your house to peform an act which gives only one person satisfaction suggests the 'offender' may be subject to a mental order!

JuliaM said...

"As I understand it, the offence of rape involves the insertion of a male penis (is there any other?) into a female vagina (is there any other?)."

These days? Yes. There probably is!