Tuesday 8 July 2008

Who Says We Brits Don’t Assimilate Abroad?

Most men of retirement age play golf or take gentle country walks but Frank 'El Inglés' Evans prefers fighting bulls.
So far so good, but Frank is no spring chicken:
… Mr Evans is now coming back aged 65.

The English matador was forced to hang up his boots and cape on doctors' orders after undergoing a quadruple heart bypass and knee replacement surgery.
Not injuries inflicted by the bulls, though they did their best…
Pain clearly holds no fear for Mr Evans – he survived being gored in the bottom in 1984 and suffered internal bleeding and a damaged prostate.

He said: 'People always bang on about the anus injury but I've been gored all over the place.'
Quite!

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